Spoiler Warning: This discussion contains some spoilers. It could be an entire gag from a comedy or in-depth conversation concerning events in the second act.
"I always thought you could have made a cool movie."
Kevin Smith’s career is one of the great mysteries of indie American cinema; his trajectory from Clerks to Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is something of a tragedy. The guy never really moved out of his lane (his junction was a good twenty years ago), so here he is, just replaying his only hit single and making references to the few other relative successes that came after. That being said, Clerks III is a significantly better text than the aforementioned masturbatory reboot of his two most recognisable stoners. There’s a passionate attempt to make something of value here, despite how rough it is around the edges. It does not escape that ‘for fans only’ feel Smith continues to irresponsibly think is a suitable method of storytelling, but if you are a fan, it’s ninety minutes you can probably spare.
The harsh reality of Clerks III is that Kevin Smith is no longer an exciting filmmaker. Arguably, he never was, Clerks is mostly a series of static shots with a screenplay that makes it a masterpiece; nevertheless, his directing and editing here are abysmal. He often just opts to shoot with two stationary cameras at once so he can cut sporadically and unfashionably between the two. It makes most of the standard dialogue sequences uneven or even just uncomfortable to look at for literally no visual or metaphorical gain. The lighting is lazy; the set design and costume are pre-established icons of the 90s Miramax canon. It feels like a lot of the elements of actual filmmaking are discarded for no real reason other than Smith not bothering to think about them or, worse, not caring enough about how his text looks.
It’s lovely to see Brian O’Halloran and Jeff Anderson return to play Dante and Randal, especially given the well-documented falling out between the latter and Kevin Smith. Regardless, it becomes pretty obvious why they never took up acting full-time, only ever getting a gig when Smith whipped his camera out. In Clerks, they were these unenthusiastic kids with chips on their shoulders and the world on their backs; they were bound to be miserable, sardonic, cynical bastards. The script suited their ability – Smith asks considerably more of them here, and sometimes it harms the movie. It’s not all that obvious until Rosario Dawson makes an appearance and, with minimal effort, puts in the best display of the film. The same goes for everyone – this semi-pro acting doesn’t work for the heartfelt semi-autobiographical tragedy-drama-comedy concoction. The cameos are as forced as they are in Jay and Silent Bob Reboot.
Despite all of these issues, there’s a place in my heart for this. Clerks is one of the films that got me to where I am today; without it, I don’t know if I’d be watching half the stuff I am these days. The homage the third instalment pays to the original gives me goosebumps; the final act, whilst mawkish, is Kevin Smith at his best. The idea is crazy, but it’s clear Smith is working through something with what he’s written, which is cathartic at its peak. I can’t say this is great, but I can leave it for what it is; it takes nothing away from the first one that means so much to me.
If the names Dante Hicks and Randal Graves mean anything to you, then checking out (assumedly) their final chapter is going to bring back a wave of nostalgia you were not expecting. This is Smith’s most rewarding film in the best part of two decades that may leave you with a lump in your throat but is bound to make you smile at least a couple of times. It’s difficult to hate Clerks III because Smith clearly put so much of himself into it, even if some of the consequences of that are unapologetically ignorant and reductive to the rest of the people that made his career what it is now. There’s no getting around the shitty filmmaking – I could understand how that might ruin a hardcore fan’s experience – but this has enough heart to fill an arena, and sometimes, I can’t help but love a film for that. Certainly no Clerks, but then again, whatever will be?